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To whom it may concern: The Fo'estt is recording. ...

philcanty@gmail.com (Philesciono Canty) — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:09:00 +0000

To whom it may concern:
The Fo'estt is recording. (For real)
Kubrick & All of God's Creatures are recording. (For real)
Suede by Perfection is recording. (For real)
MC Lean is writing. (For real)

Teen Heat Records is getting established. (For real)

Sup dogs. We've been really fucking working in ...

philcanty@gmail.com (Philesciono Canty) — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 04:13:00 +0000

Sup dogs.
We've been really fucking working in the studio with our in-house engineer and prized fighter, Alexander Bork. I've been working pretty extensively on 3 tracks from Suede By Perfection's (Tyler Waugh) latest album REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU, JUNGLE PALS. The Fo'estt and Square Show will both be heading into the studio in the coming 2 weeks, hopefully with 2 finished records. I mean, fuck, we gotta do this Teen Heat shit for real, right?

In other Teen Heat Records news, THUNDEROUS OLYMPIAN and my DJ project, KUBRICK are doing a show on Thursday night at the Jackpot Saloon. We're spinning all sorts of modern ass dance music and shit that you'll probably enjoy. Don't go to Neon.

hey all there out in internet land, it's time for ...

Tyler — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:21:00 +0000

hey all there out in internet land, it's time for the land before time. Also, an update. You've all heard the new jam by my boy MC Lean up on that Teen Heat Myspace, and soon will have another song to bounce in your car to. Suede by Perfection with a slew of teen heat reps (Young Tree, MC Lean, Bork, Inspecta Nelson) have made another hit single. Check that shit out real soon. Mix tape what?

Morton Fort Commander here. We're in the studio RI...

philcanty@gmail.com (Philesciono Canty) — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:27:00 +0000

Morton Fort Commander here.
We're in the studio RIGHT NOW working on new tracks for the upcoming Suede by Perfection release, REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU JUNGLE PALS. It's coming along swimmingly, thank god for our in-house engineer Alexander Bork.

Soon, we'll be able post some of it on here. Probably within the next 3 days. Please check in again to hear "FOR THE BIRDS/WET DREAM"

does this picture post,dog? it better, cuz i'm sp...

Ian@philcanty.com (Ian McLean) — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:05:00 +0000

does this picture post,dog? it better, cuz i'm spendin cheddar.

Introduction! I'd like to personally introduce you...

philcanty@gmail.com (Philesciono Canty) — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:05:00 +0000

Introduction!
I'd like to personally introduce you all to a new feature of our blog.
During every show, our laptop technologist Young Dan writes some poetry on stage. He recycles the raw energy of a Fo'estt live performance and spins it into his own brand of haiku and beat poetry. We've got some of his archived work here, but look forward to the current stuff as it happens.

Young Dan's Confession & Poetryarchive
08/02/2006 07:00 PM - Groundworks Coffeehouse
Tyler, the dominant male of the pride, took his time circling the reluctant females. Thunder settled across the immensity of Savannah wilderness. The foot high grass billowed like a Kansas wheat field. Inevitable nightfall subsumed the brooding countenance of his noble spirit. He made his move, approaching the Alpha female, whom I have adoringly dubbed Carmen, after the rebellious Operatic heroine. Now we see Tyler, typical in his behavior, vocalize his intentions with a brief succession of high-pitcheed yelps, first described in the wild by my esteemed colleague Dr. Hans Alt as the Sexual Instigation.

I have studied these inimitable creatures for thirty five years, across the Sahel, at the shores of Lake Tanganyika, stranded, at times for months, deep within the Apartheid era Veld. Tyler, and his kind, are vanishing, but I am here to document the tenacious persistence of our primeval hero. He has withstood the onslaught of human civilization, rebuked the bulwarks of human greed, brandishing his razor fangs dripping with the entrails of a fresh kill. Tyler has taken upon himself, in his noble ignorance, true grace and irrefutable valor. Observe him in his prurient strides. Accept Tyler, as I have, as an indispensable partner in our collective struggle for perseverance.

-Dr. Thelonious Mann

Because I do drugs
All the kids on the block were
molested but me

The aquamarine stagelights,
exhauling, like Uncle Julien on christmas,
the strange perfumes of Levinworth.

The sound guy's
blinked his sockets like an unhygenic toothbrush

lodged
uncharitaristicaly

Oh, I think they're pissed off about Jesus
(God carry his name into the wrestless teenage fermament!)
I'm not horny off those fifteen year olds in front of me. Pissant!

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08/05/2006 08:00 PM - The Boobie Trap Bar
Teething Yellowed
Listerine-less
Enamel-cleanless
Redeem this, O Lord. His Mouth.

Please
Help
I'm
Lactating!

Intrafuckingvenos
Appreciating Penus
Man, Man. Woman?

Did
Anyone
Notice?

Erstwhile,
Lukishanka, the syphilitic
Latvian whore
Impregnated her very own mother
On the polished maple of the Buck's kitchen table with a
Toothbrush spread with Elliot's own semitranslucent semen.

Uhm, check it out, dogs. New track from our Teen H...

philcanty@gmail.com (Philesciono Canty) — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:55:00 +0000

Uhm, check it out, dogs.
New track from our Teen Heat Record friends, MC Lean and Young Tree.
Someone bump this damn track.
Find it now on our MYSPACE!
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/TEENHEATRECORDS
We're doing it real big.

Ball Of String

Tyler — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:03:00 +0000

echo isn't just a dolpin.